According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.
In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.
Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17.
#are you telling me loki is just going through his rebellious teenage emo stage
I don’t think writers realize that “strong female character” means “well-written female character” and not “female character who punches stuff and shoots stuff”.
modern Hogwarts headcanon
muggleborn sixth years jumping from moving staircase to moving staircase shouting “PARKOUR”
I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -
Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.
Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.
If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.
And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.
Reblogging hard for that last comment.
I WANTED TO SAY THIS BUT THEN SOMEONE ELSE DID and I’m damn proud.
Two girls, one piano. Warning: Awesome.
Oh wow these girls are brilliant.
These girls: 1
Tom Hanks: 0
Toccata and Fugue in D Minor | Johann Sebastian Bach.
I wonder how long it took to practice this shit
DRIFT COMPATIBLE, BABY
Girls went hardcore
There are any number of ways summer vacation can go wrong. Choose a scenario below, and in 500 words or less, make it happen to your character.
- The worst sunburn of their life.
- A/C breaks on the hottest night of the year.
- Camping - in the middle of a torrential storm.
- Mosquitoes. EVERYWHERE.
My cat brought us a present today. I have never seen a rabbit SO angry.
****He was set free 10 minutes after being caught, photographed, and driven to a nearby field :)
"Fuckin cat thinks I’m a fuckin chew toy. Fuckin humans puttin me in a fuckin box with a fuckin carrot like its gonna make this WHOLE SITUATION SO MUCH FUCKIN BETTER! DO I LOOK LIKE BUGS BUNNY TO YOU, FUCKER?!?"
soft bunny, warm bunny, little ball of rage
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
if you are not utterly heart melted by these two, what the fuck is wrong with you.
This is the cutest thing I have ever seen.
- interspecies and gay marriage is allowed (you can be a lizard guy and marry a werewolf dude if you want)
- you can kill things by yelling at them
- you can punch bears
- you can secretly shove 100 potatoes in someone’s pocket
- there are lizard furry porn books scattered all across the place
Yes shove all the potatoes into pockets
Don’t forget the sweetrolls.
things would have been so much better if the Harry Potter costume designers cared about historical accuracy
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING
NO BUT IT WOULD BE EVEN WORSE (exept for Harry and Hermoine of course)
THINK ABOUT ALL THE WITCHES AND WIZARDS WHO DON’T KNOW HOW TO MUGGLE CLOTHES SO THEY HAVE ALL THESE UGLY 90’S CLOTHES AND THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO WEAR THEM
THAT IS THE REASON MUGGLES LOOK AT THEM FUNNY
I AM CRYING THE IMAGE IN MY HEAD IS TOO BEAUTIFUL
"birds and squirrels and earth and sky"
I freakin love my dogs.
Holy fuck. I love my dog. She ain’t ever going anywhere.
Does anyone else see “Dedicated to Rambo May he live a thousand years” at the bottom? Because I can’t. I’ve just got a dog treat in my eye is all
Butthole must sparkle